President DJT lying prone on a stretcher. His makeup bag is underneath the stretcher and a small rat is peering into the bag. A second rat is exiting the picture with one of the president's hair pieces.
President Donald Trump

President Down?

The president was rushed to hospital on Wednesday following what the WH is describing as a minor fall. (Read more)

Kim K with a third breast.
Kim K shocks fans

“Breast Summer Ever” with Kim K

The newly augmented celebrity showcased a third breast in a series of promotional posts for her clothing line, SKIMS. (Read more)

Experts weigh in on consumer spending.

Are People Eating Too Much?

Studies show that eating less can make your money go further- and that has government officials talking. (Read more)

A Tesla Optimus robot with the word immortality across the bottom of the screen.
Immortality or Fever Dream?

Reanimation Within Reach

Mr. Musk suggested, “Could totally use Neuralink to reanimate president. DJT 2.0- smarter, faster, deadlier.” (Read more)

A red emergency sign outside of a hospital. An ambulance is also in view.
Chaos erupts at Walter Reed

Chaos at Walter Reed

Medical staff at Walter Reed hospital describe today’s scenes both inside and outside of the hospital as “utter chaos.” (Read more)


News You Want: Season 1 trailer

News You Want is a radio dramedy featuring news anchor Julio Hatatas and reporter Barbra Bottomsnackle.

Season 1 tracks the breaking news story of President Donald J Trump’s hospitalization. Will he make it out alive or is the mad king finally down for the count?

Available on all major podcast platforms.

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